"Your highness" is gender neutral.
So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.
There is this beautiful post going around about how Tonks would probably go around as Dumbledore and mess with people, and that Dumbledore would so get in on it.
Well I thought, what if when that happens one of the teachers gets so pissed after a while that it’s just like “I know one of you is miss Tonks, but I don’t know which, so you are both to serve detention with me tonight!”
and then later two Dumbledores actually show up to detention and it’s never discovered who is the real one.
Imagine April Fool’s day in Night Vale, where Carlos comes downstairs wearing a bald cap and Cecil won’t talk to him for two days
WHY CAN I SEE MY BRA
I’M WEARING A FUCKING POLO
I SHOULDN’T BE ABLE TO SEE MY BRA THE SHIRT IS FUCKING BLUE IT’S NOT LIKE IT’S WHITE WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE MAKE A SEE-THROUGH POLO SHIRT
Screw it, I’m wearing it. My bra is pretty and I paid $40 for it.