So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?
I need a book about a little girl whose parents had promised their firstborn to different witches and the only way that both ends of the deal were fulfilled was for them to have joint custody of the child.
Title: For the Dancing and Dreaming
Artist: Gerard Butler and Craig Ferguson and Mary Jane Wells
Album: How To Train Your Dragon 2
which country has the most birds
thats a language
don’t you mean nice redovery
turkey, how did we miss turkey
this post is a disaster
what about eagleland
would that be England or the US?
"Peter was muttering distractedly; Harry caught words such as ‘far-fetched’ and ‘lunacy’ but he couldn’t help paying more attention to the ashen colour of Pettigrew’s face and the way his eyes continued to dart towards the windows and door."
- In which Peter Pettigrew makes a bloody brilliant pun about Sirius being a dog animagus and Remus a werewolf, yet the entire fandom missed it. (via wickedwitchofthewestofficial
i bet in the marvel universe there’s a whole bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists that blame like EVERY SINGLE DEATH OF A POLITICAL FIGURE SINCE 1945 on the winter soldier and once bucky gets all of his memories back and is able to talk about his time as the winter soldier the avengers ask him if there’s weight to any of the theories because almost everyone thinks they’re completely ridiculous and they want to have a good laugh and bucky looks through the HUGE stack of theories (most of them from online forums and thus Completely Unreliable) and gets really angry and the avengers are happy that they were right that none of the theories held any weight until bucky is like I ONLY KILLED LIKE 75% OF THESE PEOPLE. OKAY. FINE. 90% TOPS. DEFINITELY NOT MORE THAN 95%. and the avengers have to reevaluate their entire worldview because the conspiracy theorists were right